The CougarShadowy assassin who captured the public’s imagination in the 1970s when he made the sensational claim that he was going to track down and kill the oldest person in the world. Unfortunately, The Cougar’s preparation was so painstaking and methodical that by the time he was ready to pounce on the unlucky geriatric they had already died. The Cougar promptly switched targets to the next oldest person in the world, but tragically they also snuffed it before he had a chance to kill them. After several thwarted attempts, a frustrated Cougar announced that he would instead devote his energies to assassinating the youngest person in the world, and is currently presumed to be making preparations in hiding after research carried out by The Dancing Henry Foundation found that the youngest person in the world is so young that they will not be born until 2054.