Prototype for a biologically engineered alarm clock which could be implanted in the heads of the chronically lazy. In order to quash any attempts to worm out of getting up, the clock featured no deactivation procedure, and the small group of subjects who trialled the implant in 2012 were dismayed to learn that they would be waking up at 6.45am sharp every morning for the rest of their lives. A few desperate members of the group resorted to suicide to escape the incessant beeps, but found that the clocks were so effective that they awoke the next morning in the mortuary, and indeed every morning in increasingly decayed states for the rest of known history.